Forget Jessica Simpson – Tony Romo LOVES Lorrie Morgan?!?! – (Thanks for the *tip* Troy Aikman)
Lorrie Morgan and Tony Romo - love at last
Since Tony Romo hasn’t won any Super Bowls yet, NFL legend quarterback Troy Aikman decided to pass on some great knowledge to the Dallas Cowboys new superstar.
Basically, this is what Troy said, “Now Tony, everybody knows you can’t get to the Super Bowl with Jessica Simpson. She’s been nothing but poison for you. Remember that fumble against Seattle? That was the Jessica Simpson voodoo curse. Nick Lachey was cursed. And now it’s passed on to you….”
After Troy Aikman said that, Tony thought long and hard about his next romantic move. “Should I let go of Jessica? Maybe I could go back with Carrie Underwood?”…..
When Tony Romo spoke those words to Troy Aikman, Troy blundered, “Don’t even THINK about those two! You’ve got to get the REAL MAGIC! There’s this superwoman from Nashville, Tennessee that I think you should get to know. She’ll help you win – not one – not even two – but 3 SUPERBOWLS!”
“3 Superbowls?!?!” exclaimed Tony Romo. I’ve got to find out more about this sensational woman. Who is she?
“Well, don’t laugh Tony. I know you have some love dapplings with those 2 young country stars, but the woman I’m going to suggest you go see will put some serious squeal back in your oink oink” said Troy Aikman.
“Some serious squeal back in my oink oink?” “What the heck is that?” responded Tony Romo.
“Ah now. Don’t play silly Tony. This woman will help you stay fresh and poppin’. You’ll be walking on cloud 9 after she’s done with you!”
“Ok. Ok. I get it Troy. Tell me who it is!?!”
“The one and only Lorrie Morgan.”
Word out in Dallas is that Tony Romo has followed up on Troy Aikman’s advice. Here’s a picture of Tony hanging out with Lorrie Morgan in downtown Dallas after Monday nights win vs. the Philadelphia Eagles.
Jerry Jones loves this stuff! Go Cowboys! Yee Ha!
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